Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try

to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism.

Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here

to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her

The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about

this and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he

hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very

soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to

wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the

peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what

politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the

Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep

shit."

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